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This Lapras is bigger than your lampas and cannot put in pocket

Want to zng your house machiam like pokemon master?

Adopt this dua lapras.

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This Lapras is bigger than your lampas and cannot put in pocket.

You know la pokemon is always for kids and gu niang to watch okay. Don’t know why all can go siao siao one over the game.

It may not be as big as the anime but its damn big for a bao bao. It is 93cm tall! Wa piang, if u bring Lapras to MRT I think it will need to pay the fare. It is also 2.2kg in weigh also. I tink alot of children and xmm will like it. So u better put a leash on it or something in case someone catch it away.

This lapras is also ridiculously photogenic.

So u can use as a prop to hide your face if you are ugly or can picture your kid with it to amplify the kawaii factor. However be sure to feed it regularly as Lapras are not vegatarian and sometimes can find their human champions quite appetising.

This dua Lapras is priced at knn 27,000 yen only. Much cheaper than a dog and much lower maintenance than a kid. It just need an occasional cuddle and pet, if not it will simply mind its own fucking business.

You can order here through the Pokekuku centre online between Feb 16 and April 2. Shipping is schedule for July and make sure you got space and plenty of cuddles to spare.

https://www.pokemoncenter-online.com/?p_cd=4521329198569

 

         
         
         
         

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